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Free Parking: Only $5? [Pic]

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Free Parking: Only $5? [Pic]. Phew... good thing I only have to spend $10 to get the $5 free parking.
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Hits: 33040 | Favorites: 4 | Emailed: 4 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Funny | Date: 04/24/2010
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Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 174 Posts
Sunday, April 25, 2010 9:51:28 AM
I've actually got to agree with Angilion. "Free" would imply that you can have the phone without regard to a contract. By requiring you to have a contract in order to get the "free" phone, it ceases to be free as there is a requirement. If you want the phone without the contract it will cost you money. "No additional charge for phone with signed contract" would be accurate.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 3 Posts
Saturday, April 24, 2010 8:30:39 PM

The phone ITSELF is free, meaning you don't have to pay the amount the phone is worth just to own the phone. USING the phone, on the other hand, is what they`re charging for, which from what you posted the ad even says. It`s not contradicting itself at all.

Female, 70 & Over, Canada
 1185 Posts
Saturday, April 24, 2010 5:51:53 PM
i think its just a misplaced modifier to blame
i think they meant the deal is valued at five dollars, and is going to be free with the $10 purchase, just a thought *shrug*

Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Saturday, April 24, 2010 5:44:22 PM
I wonder how many storeys up the shop is?

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:29:08 PM
I would show up with a semi tractor trailer truck and park it right in the middle then blast that stupid sign with a shotgun and pee on the store.

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