Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:12:54 PM
Dr. Zoidberg: [voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray.
[Bender has stumbled upon God while drifting through space] Bender: I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
Tuesday, July 20, 2004 8:42:05 AM
Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. [Fry opens his mouth] Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth. Fry: I only have one. Dr. Zoidberg: Really? Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around? Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"! Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr! Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!
[Gunther the Monkey runs away] Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?