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"Wait son", yells the Priest. "Tink what yer've got to live for! What about yer wife and kids, eh?"
"I`m not married and have none" he shouts back.
"Well, tink about yer friends from work den..."
"I got sacked for email porn and none of them will talk to me!"
"Well, what about yer poor dear parents?"
"They died years ago, left me nothing!!!"
"Well, tink about de Holy Father, de Pope, and what he`d say about what yer doing here..."
"I`m not Catholic!"
"Jump yer heathen and stop wasting our time den."