Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:30:44 AM
"I'm not sure which one is who, but isn`t Kevin Jonas the really really ugly one, as opposed to the somewhat ugly one (who I think is Nick) and the not quite so ugly one (Joe or something like that)?"
Sadly I know that Kevin is the one with the 70`s sideburns, Joe is the one with psycho eyebrows, and Nick is the one with crazy curly hair.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:53:27 AM
I'm not sure which one is who, but isn`t Kevin Jonas the really really ugly one, as opposed to the somewhat ugly one (who I think is Nick) and the not quite so ugly one (Joe or something like that)?
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 12:44:52 AM
"That's what she said." Ha!
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."
"After we did it, I was kind of like, that`s it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas` bride agreed with his "that`s it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That`s what she said."