Friday, December 25, 2009 6:49:21 PM
Every minute, The United States government stabs 47 hobos and takes their money to buy toys for orphans which they can promptly take away, laughing in an evil manner.
Friday, December 25, 2009 1:02:19 PM
Every minute 20,000 people search for a Miley Cyrus, Jonas Bros. or other tween pop video on YouTube just to leave a snarky comment. And 2,000,000 people post the comment "I'd bang that" on various sites.