Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:12:19 AM
Me, checking my wallet: Oh, F**K ME! Her: Oh, what's wrong? Me: No, that was a request. Her: F**K YOU! Me: That was what I was driving at. Me: OWWWW....
Friday, December 11, 2009 8:38:49 PM
Had a friend of mine get hit on by a pentecostal guy when we were about 16 at the restaurant I worked at. He came up to her and said, "Are you a Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be." Soooo tacky and funny. (Also, isn`t that American Express` slogan?)
Friday, December 11, 2009 1:07:54 PM
1 time i walked up to a random girl to test if pick up lines worked,i was like "hey come here often?" which was stupid cause we were in a hallway..sadly it didnt work! GRR!