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The Top 20 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

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The Top 20 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever
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These are admittedly bad but I`ve used worse and I`m sure I-A-B ladies have heard worse than that. Share your best/worst
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kittilia
Female, 18-29, Western US
 503 Posts
Friday, December 18, 2009 11:47:25 PM
garanteed to get you slapped.

treble_head
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 83 Posts
Sunday, December 13, 2009 4:12:19 AM
Me, checking my wallet: Oh, F**K ME!
Her: Oh, what's wrong?
Me: No, that was a request.
Her: F**K YOU!
Me: That was what I was driving at.
Me: OWWWW....

dames don`t appreciate post-modern sexism.


ummmwow
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 12 Posts
Friday, December 11, 2009 8:38:49 PM
Had a friend of mine get hit on by a pentecostal guy when we were about 16 at the restaurant I worked at. He came up to her and said, "Are you a Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be." Soooo tacky and funny. (Also, isn`t that American Express` slogan?)

Battousi
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Friday, December 11, 2009 1:07:54 PM
1 time i walked up to a random girl to test if pick up lines worked,i was like "hey come here often?" which was stupid cause we were in a hallway..sadly it didnt work! GRR!

Shahar102
Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
Friday, December 11, 2009 9:34:43 AM
#10 happend O_o
Loled at #11 P:

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