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Top 10 `Chick Drinks` That’ll Get You Laid

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Top 10 `Chick Drinks` That’ll Get You Laid
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Wanna get lucky? Put down the cheap beer and drink one of these girly drinks. It works, we`ve road-tested `em all.
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Hits: 27752 | Favorites: 4 | Emailed: 5 | Rating: 2.1 | Category: Lifestyle | Date: 10/01/2009
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Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 111 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 1:40:25 PM
It's such a turnoff when guys are so defensive over stuff that doesn`t even matter. Booze is booze! I could care less what you drink and what it looks like! As long as we both are enjoying it and having fun.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Friday, October 2, 2009 9:57:05 PM
I agree that cosmo glass looked awesome, I love surreal crap like that.

I find adding a gender role to a damned drink is a bit primitive. Cut the crap and enjoy your booze already. Who cares what the drink looks like as long as you end up on the bathroom floor with a migraine right?

Female, 18-29, Europe
 89 Posts
Friday, October 2, 2009 11:41:28 AM
The counter points are the best!

Male, 18-29, Europe
 2137 Posts
Friday, October 2, 2009 8:59:48 AM
Yeah, get you laid by a guy...

And I started reading but gave up when the first one wasn't even slightly funny.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1436 Posts
Friday, October 2, 2009 7:30:17 AM
"Boone's Farm isn`t a chick drink. It`s a hobo taking chugs behing the dumpster drink. It`s in the same category as Mad Dog 20/20."

Damn straight. Boone`s Farm is in the same category as Mickey`s and MD 20/20: This is NOT a chick drink, or a MAN drink. It`s a "I have $5 and I don`t want to remember the night" drink.

All 3 are downright disgusting by any standards and the only parties you`ll find them at are with people who only pitched in $20 total for booze and food.

And can someone actually explain what makes alcoholic sprite a bad thing? I like my drinks being palatable: Jack and coke, rum, scotch on the rocks, vodka and Red Bull, Smirnoff Ice, etc.

What I don`t like is my drinks tasting like watered-down horse piss. Which is why I won`t drink beer.

Also, explain to me how having a beer gut makes you attractive.

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