.... WHEEL BARREL!!!!!
Because we`re hilariously spiteful and petty.
But what`s inexcusable is that the ZOMG pr0n!! idiots didn`t realize that it was a 3.5" floppy disk drive, and not an actual storage device.
So that makes us hilariously spiteful, petty, and stupid.
I would say they`re applying Rule 34 and their own personal experience, BAI.