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News Report: Trying Not To Masturbate On 9/11 [Vid

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News Report: Trying Not To Masturbate On 9/11 [Vid. Americans say attending a 9/11 vigil or moment of silence to only then come home to fap away is disrespectful and wrong.
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welfarepimp
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 190 Posts
Monday, September 14, 2009 7:32:51 PM
If I had known, I would've held back that day. However, I did inadvertantly celebrate Masturbation Day on 9/12. Kinda makes up for it.

koolkidme
Male, 18-29, Western US
 125 Posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009 1:32:02 AM
"There is nothing in the world that can keep me from masturbating today"

Safest Sex Ever!


deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:35:35 PM

"There is nothing in the world that can keep me from masturbating today"


attaboy


deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:34:54 PM
"Masturbate twice as much to make up for the previous day"


PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA


Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 373 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:29:22 PM
lol someone thought this was serious in the comments. I love it when people take the onion seriously.

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