Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:55:55 AM
Now all he needs is a fireproof suit, a cape and facemask and he can be a superhero! His only weakness is water! And guns. And knives. And someone spraying deodorant at him when he's about to propell the flame. And policemen with tazers. And landmines. And a bear. And a lion. And a suicidal maniac who keeps running at him despite being on fire.