Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:48:39 AM
There's a knock at the Pearly Gates and St Peter opens them up to find 40 Aussies standing outside, having had their bus crash on the way home from a footy game. He goes inside and finds God and says "I`ve got 40 Aussies out there, can they come in?"
"Strewth", says God, "that`s asking for trouble! Go back to the Pearly Gates, and tell them we`ll only let 10 of them in and they`ll have to fight it out amongst themselves to see who gets in."
So Peter goes away. A few minutes later God`s phone rings. "I`m at the Pearly Gates, Lord, and guess what? They`ve gone!"
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:52:28 AM
holy balls, this is SO old. part of me giggles, part of me is ashamed that this is what the world sees of australia. but mostly, i giggle. coz we all know ppl like that.