Saturday, August 15, 2009 12:19:46 AM
HOW CANADIANS SPEND THEIR DAY:
-GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -DRIVE THEIR SNOWMOBILES TO THE LIQUOR IGLOO TO GET ANOTHER 2-4 OF CANADIAN -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -LISTEN TO ANNE MURRAY, GORDON LIGHTFOOT AND RUSH -BREAK THE RECORD PLAYER WHEN A CELINE DION RECORD IS PLAYED -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -GO DOWN TO PETRO CANADA FOR MORE OVERPRICED GAS -GET DRUNK -WATCH "CORNER GAS" -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -MASTURBATE TO PICTURES OF SHANIA TWAIN -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -THROW UP -GET DRUNK -INVENT ZIPPERS, PENECILLIN -GET COLOUR TV BROADCASTS 10 YEARS AFTER THE AMERICANS DID AND CONTINUE USING A BLACK AND WHITE TV UNTIL 1985 -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -HATE CELINE DION -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -EAT KETCHUP CHIPS -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -HATE TORONTO -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK -HATE QUEBEC -GET DRUNK -GET DRUNK