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Hits: 6858 | Favorites: 4 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.3 | Category: Weird | Date: 04/30/2004
 
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Ten_10
Female, 18-29, Australia
 618 Posts
Tuesday, December 13, 2005 12:47:47 AM
You are a testicle-pooting rectal wart, sperm burper, badonkadonk, who likes to inhale your moms vaginal blood farts and you randomly touch little boys! With the prevalence of cheese-puss and syphilus ooze from your dangling beef flaps, that have a greenish minge and a large portion of parochial period splatter, you can be sure that no one would eat that rotting brown meat that hangs in festoons from your drawers. My friend told me you do the flaming sanchez with George Dubya Bush!

HopeandSara
Female, 13-17, Western US
 63 Posts
Friday, July 23, 2004 8:29:46 PM
You are a crab-infested, clap-transmitting, ass assassin, who would rather suck dick than eat breakfast and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! The last girl you slept with had the clap. I heard you did the gravy train with Ricki Lake! LOVELY!

FatalLight
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:59:08 AM
o yea and

expecting, but she's not pregnant. No wonder you`re such a cum eating, anus flaring, f*ck stick, who has too many STDs to count and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! Adam Foote called, he wants his nose back. Barry Melrose says you love to do the rooster!


FatalLight
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:58:54 AM
o yea and

expecting, but she's not pregnant. No wonder you`re such a cum eating, anus flaring, drat stick, who has too many STDs to count and licks anal crabs off his mommas tit-tit-titties! Adam Foote called, he wants his nose back. Barry Melrose says you love to do the rooster!


FatalLight
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 9:57:12 AM
Why is ther always a reference to a famous person at the end? It kinda makes the joke worse...

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