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Comfort Wipe Toilet Aid Commercial [Video]

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Comfort Wipe Toilet Aid Commercial [Video]. No, this isn`t spoof, this is a real hygienic product. Kiss your old-fashioned days of using toilet paper goodbye.
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Hits: 8546 | Favorites: 7 | Emailed: 14 | Rating: 2.9 | Category: Weird | Date: 06/15/2009
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Male, 18-29, Canada
 2 Posts
Wednesday, October 20, 2010 5:50:25 PM
Maintain your dignity and your personal hygiene by not being in this commercial.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 2 Posts
Thursday, June 18, 2009 5:14:13 PM
The spoof of this video is even more ridiculous than the original, if that's even possible. http://tinyurl.com/ComfortableStick

Male, 30-39, Europe
 66 Posts
Wednesday, June 17, 2009 3:35:26 PM
Get a grip on your wipe!!!!!!

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 532 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:52:39 PM
They must be targeting old people because they played the entire first 25 seconds over again.

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 132 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:47:24 AM
They need to incorporate "sonic cleaning action!"

Just like a professional jewelry cleaner, the sonic wave action of the Ass Blaster 3000 uses millions of tiny pulses each second to gently wipe away even the tiniest pieces of fecal matter. Why wipe with rough toilet paper that can actually scratch and tear your sphinter? OUCH! "I bwaught mwy Eass Bleyaster 3000 a ye-ah ago, and heaven't suffah`d from rectal blee-ding evah since". But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we`ll double your offer. That`s right, you get two Ass Blaster 3000`s. Use one for each orifice, or, give one to a friend! But wait, there`s still more! If you`re one of the first 500 callers, we`ll include this silicone massage tip at no additional charge. You can use the sonic action of the Ass Blaster 3000 to massage your back, your feet, or any `other` area, then use the patented toilet paper gripper to clean up afterwards. You get all this for only $19.95. Call now, operators are s

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