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GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Tuesday, June 23, 2009 1:04:30 PM
That was really something. Many of them are deep, funny, provocative, subtle and sublime all in one.

dukorider1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 211 Posts
Thursday, June 18, 2009 2:16:45 PM
favorites:
1)"I felt pretty bad when my husband staggered into the kitchen from the den with a profusely bleeding cut in his forehead, collapsed on the floor and told me "I knew you wouldn't want me to bleed on the carpet."

2)I realized today that squeezing my own boob feels a lot like squeezing my boyfriends butt.

3)As I finished making my father`s bed, the hospital called and informed me he wouldn`t be needing it.

4)The most prominent memory I have of my grandmother is the night she tried to kill me.

5)As the cashier gave a knowing look to my wife as she scanned the prenatal vitamins, I realized this random girl is the first person on earth to know we are having a baby.


Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Monday, June 1, 2009 4:04:29 AM
My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it's Speedy! Meow!"

My favorite.


dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Sunday, May 31, 2009 11:51:54 PM
I loved this:

When the surgeon asked me if the woman in the waiting room was my wife, I wanted to say "Someday, I hope."


Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
 2284 Posts
Sunday, May 31, 2009 1:17:09 PM
This one made me laugh my ass off.

My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it's Speedy! Meow!"


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