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How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch

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How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch. For guys who can`t do it the right, non-creepy way.
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Hits: 43059 | Favorites: 22 | Emailed: 6 | Rating: 2.2 | Category: Funny | Date: 04/03/2009
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Male, 18-29, Europe
 223 Posts
Monday, April 6, 2009 3:36:09 AM
Get them drunk, and then you just wait for them to fall asleep. EZ

Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 445 Posts
Monday, April 6, 2009 1:10:29 AM
lol I had a guy that looked like Chow Yun-Fat wax my brows and he "leaned in" and rested his penis on my arm. It definately had a firm reaction lol.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Sunday, April 5, 2009 6:19:58 PM

Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Sunday, April 5, 2009 6:16:52 PM
That was hilar. I think one of the best ways of doing it, although this only applies to men and women of a similar hight, is walking up behind a woman while they're also walking, and swinging their hands. However, this might turn out to be slightly painful. But hey, a touch is a touch right?

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 488 Posts
Sunday, April 5, 2009 5:44:15 PM
I've got one. You tell the girl that you will punch her in the nose if she doesn`t touch it. Works every time! [DONS 80`S SHADES, POPS COLLAR]

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