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Hits: 8518 | Favorites: 7 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.3 | Category: Funny | Date: 03/30/2004
 
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bwahbwah
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 985 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:37:11 AM
pretty funny

OctobeR_God
Female, 18-29, Asia
 223 Posts
Tuesday, April 6, 2004 1:41:12 PM
That Inigo montoya one, my friend had it..
I Love it :)

LeananSiDhe
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 39502 Posts
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 11:39:07 AM
This is currently our voicemail message:

I am not currently available. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.


lou two
Male, 18-29, Europe
 17574 Posts
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 9:53:45 AM
"Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep." He he he

CRYN_OUT
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 35253 Posts
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 9:01:35 AM
I once played the "Halloween" theme in the background of my answering machine.

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