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7 Awesome Super Powers Ruined By Science

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7 Awesome Super Powers Ruined By Science
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Of course, Super Powers are awesome, but you can expect some pretty annoying (or deadly) side effects.
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Hits: 13958 | Favorites: 15 | Emailed: 4 | Rating: 2.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 03/29/2009
 
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silvers1188
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 37 Posts
Monday, April 20, 2009 3:57:57 AM
try combining all of them except for invisibility and immortality, now they work fine! flying and running too fast is no longer a problem because your body has become super strong, anything you lift or hit will crush instead of you. So you would pretty much be like superman.

silvers1188
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 37 Posts
Monday, April 20, 2009 3:52:32 AM
@ Nirosaki: No you won't starve to death, you can`t die if you`re immortal so starving to death is out of the question. (unless they are talking about the type of immortality that only allows the person to never die of old age, but they obviously are talking about "Not being able to die, PERIOD)

silvers1188
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 37 Posts
Monday, April 20, 2009 3:49:39 AM
wow, that sux. But superstrength wouldn't be bad, so you couldn`t lift Gigantic objects, so what? you can still beat the hell out of anyone and lift anything that won`t rip apart from having all of that pressure on a small point.

quiknas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 459 Posts
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:58:22 AM
it's as if sheldon wrote this article (big bang theory)

dystopia04
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1078 Posts
Monday, March 30, 2009 6:18:36 PM
i usually like cracked, but....meh

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