Chuck Norris Punched His Way Out Of The Womb Today. Happy 69th Birthday, Chuck. Fact: No other birthdays exist today, only Chucks. What your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
Friday, March 13, 2009 10:13:21 PM
Chuck Norris does sleep he waits. Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land. Under Chuck Norris' beard isn`t a chin but another fist.
Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:46:17 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is araid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.