1.type poo at the starting screen 2.do nothing but poo yourself 3.eat pills fart lightly and wait and dont press anything when it ends thats two achivements 5.sit on toilet and poo yourself 6.kill yourself 7.take pants off and poo on the floor 8. pull door take pants off sit on toilet and poo 9.dont type anything 10. and the king of pooting is jsut unlocks when you get all the other achivements