Friday, February 13, 2009 1:17:19 PM
"I had no idea that everyone you were talking to did not possess the ability to speak."
Please tell me that you aren't so simple as to be unaware of the fact that many words in the english language actually have more than one shade of meaning. Please?
Stupidity makes me sad.
I`m sad for you.
Definitions of dumb on the Web:
1. dense: slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity; "so dense he never understands anything I say to him"; "never met anyone quite so ... 2. speechless: temporarily incapable of speaking; "struck dumb"; "speechless with shock" lacking the power of human speech; "dumb animals" 3. unable to speak because of hereditary deafness
Thursday, February 12, 2009 9:17:33 PM
Guy 1: Who doesn't want Salma Hayek`s milk? Guy 2: Her milk is the best. Guy 1: Did you heard about the upcoming movie with Selma Hayek? Guy 2: Yes, I did. Apparently Selma Hayek wont be in in. Guy 1: Probably too busy breastfeeding the world. Guy 2: She produce more milk then the world can handle. Guy 1: Milk was probably created just so she could breasfeed everyone. Guy 2: You know that she`s the real reason behind Hurricane Katrina. Just look it up. Guy 1: It was the worst milk related disaster ever. Guy 2: If a guy drinks a glass of milk in the middle of the wood and Slema Hayek is not lactating... Was it really milk? Guy 1: Woah...