Wednesday, February 4, 2009 9:52:38 PM
Synopsis: After a visually astounding and awe inspiring cut scene starring Master Chief, multiple Starship Enterprises, and Alien Warrior from Aliens, the player proceeds to the battlefield, where he/she will be assaulted by all manner of wild dragonflies, house-cats, and T-Rexes, which can only defeated by repeatedly firing upon them with your fecal-cannon, which forces them to poop themselves to death. A must-play for nobody!!!