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Cop Butchers National Anthem

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Cop Butchers National Anthem. Who says that just because policemen work for America, they have to know the anthem? His co-workers` reactions = FTW.
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Hits: 6642 | Favorites: 11 | Emailed: 17 | Rating: 2.8 | Category: Funny | Date: 01/16/2009
 
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catsrule313
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 393 Posts
Sunday, February 8, 2009 6:18:49 PM
oh say can you see by the dawns early light was so helli quellay at the lands gleaming oopbrite whos broad iyah fah or the rantic we watched in his dreamin and the rockets red glare bombs bursting in air gave proof to the night that the stars were still there oh say ayayayaya et wayy WAYY and the home of the freeee.

idk thats how i heard it. LMAO


catsrule313
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 393 Posts
Sunday, February 8, 2009 6:13:35 PM
"aannndd theeee hooommmeee of theeeee freeeeeeeeeeee"

omfg i learned the star spangled banner in kindergarten. every day wed have the star spangled banner play, have to stand through it and then say the pledge and then remain standing for a moment of silence. EVERY FRICKIN DAY FOR 6 YEARS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. preeetty sure i wont be forgetting it anytime soon =]


Cy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1099 Posts
Monday, January 19, 2009 8:44:36 PM
I'll attempt to transcribe this cop`s version:

Oh say, can you see, by the dawn`s early light,
What so helli--twilight, at the land`s gleaming mooksright.
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O`er the rampart we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
And the rocket`s red glare, bombs bursting in air,
gave proof through the night that the stars were still there.
Oh say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O`er the land of the brave and the home of the free?


KRAYZEEGIRL
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 445 Posts
Sunday, January 18, 2009 10:56:23 PM
AHHHHH... I AM 99% POSITIVE THIS IS A RESULT OF URBAN EDUCATION.

NYAAN
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 317 Posts
Sunday, January 18, 2009 2:59:05 PM
ok, who hired the drunk guy to sing?

seriously, if they had any citeria at all in their decision, they wouldn't have chosen someone who a) sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles, and b) doesn`t know the freakin` words! shouldn`t thay have verified that beforehand? and the guy himself felt no need to google the lyrics or something? there had to be a more suitable choice. the fact that one guy was about to give a speech is proof that at least one other person in the precinct is definitely not mute and could have stood in. they didn`t even stop the guy when it became apparent that he couldn`t perform the task at hand. i knew the words to that when i was seven. seven! how in the hell did he get through at least 12 years of schooling (and, i`d assume, law enforcement college) without learning the star-fricking-spangled banner?!

what kills me is that he`s standing there so officially while he`s failing. i don`t think he`s realized he`s done anything wrong.


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