"the sudoku killer will strike again and will kill eather 1, 4, or 9 victims"
and yes, ONION PEOPLE!! ITS NOT CNN ITS (ONION)NN
heh.. onionnn
They're NOT funny, and afterwards we have to deal with tons of morons screaming "FAKE!!11!1!1" like noone actually knew it.
Duh, the Onion is fake. That`s half the reason they`re not funny.