Thursday, February 19, 2004 9:37:10 PM
Customer: "I can't seem to send any email." Tech Support: "What are you doing to send it?" Customer: "I write it down on a piece of paper, slide it into the slot on the front of my computer, and click on `send mail`."
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 6:55:25 PM
Link: Computer Stupidities[Rate Link] - A large collection of stories and anecdotes about clueless computer users.
This site is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at some of these stories.
Customer: "One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can`t figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?``
Tech Support: ``Well, a computer would help.``
Customer: ``You mean this keyboard isn`t a word processor?``
Tech Support: ``No ma`am, its just an input device.``
Customer: ``Then I need to buy a computer, right?``
Tech Support: ``Yes.``
Customer: ``Do you think I`ll need a monitor, too?``