Saturday, April 3, 2004 10:44:20 PM
but when i do it again...
You are 100% drunk. You are a wastrel, a rapscallion and a champion imbiber. If you are capable of moving it will probably be towards the next drink. Frankly, although no-one envies your head in the morning, we are glad to have you at parties. Shine on you crazy diamond (if you lied to get this score then that last bit will seem like gibberish).
Saturday, April 3, 2004 10:42:44 PM
You are 14.9% drunk. You are nearly sober. If you are actually obliterated and having trouble seeing the screen then that is a real credit to your gaming skills. More likely though you are just plain old sober.