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First Date Poop

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First Date Poop. A man will go to extreme lengths to not poop in front of his date.
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Hits: 11754 | Favorites: 11 | Emailed: 7 | Rating: 2.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/30/2008
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LadyMorgue
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 1505 Posts
Monday, September 1, 2008 12:08:55 PM
LoL On my first date with my fiance we were watching a movie in his bedroom and he got up to go to the bathroom so I said, "Oh hold on, let me pause it," and he get really mad and was like, "NO! LEAVE IT GO!" I had no idea why he got so mad but I paused it anyway and when he came back he was like, "I had to crap and I didn't want you to hear anything"." LoL SOOO childish. Now we joke about it all the time. When one of us has to do that, we turn the tv WAY up. LoL

bintish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 64 Posts
Monday, September 1, 2008 7:04:47 AM
I think that was pretty crappy ;)

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2580 Posts
Monday, September 1, 2008 12:35:54 AM
i used to not crap when my girl was in the same house, building, let alone the same city. now i walk triumphantly to the bathroom, proudly announcing the deed i am about to perform, and let 'er rip. the best part is when she walks in there later and says oh dear god what did you do in here!?

Jezuzfreak40
Male, 13-17, Western US
 476 Posts
Sunday, August 31, 2008 3:52:13 PM
lame @ the end

Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2236 Posts
Sunday, August 31, 2008 2:30:35 PM
Ah, the noises.
*swirms*

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