Sunday, August 24, 2008 5:29:57 PM
What do you do if you're an emo no-brain, the sort that joins PETA, but find you don`t really like animals? Solution: Start fighting for equal rights for robots! Over the last couple of years, some ***tards have actually become so confused about the amazing things their PC can do that they actually believe a bunch of electronics and plastic are alive, and deserve holidays, paid sick leave and 8 hour working days. Believe it or not! (But here`s a link to one news story about it if you don`t believe me). So I guess it follows logically that robots will also have to have ID cards, be sued by ex-wife washing machines, and pay toaster-support to keep their little spare parts in batteries.
You have to wonder at the level of intelligence of a species that can pick up some sand and oil, rub them together and claim the resulting object has inalienable rights to life, love and liberty.