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How To Become a Sperm Donor

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How To Become a Sperm Donor. It sounds like an easy way to make money. It could even be fun. But first you have to be accepted.
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Hits: 46300 | Favorites: 16 | Emailed: 8 | Rating: 2.9 | Category: Lifestyle | Date: 08/13/2008
 
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cantab
Male, 18-29, Europe
 170 Posts
Saturday, August 16, 2008 3:23:43 PM
I can't believe I`m the first person to say this...this is a JOKE people!

Well OK, maybe not entirely, there might be a few private sperm banks like that, but most won`t care. However, most will only pay like ten dollars, and you can only donate once.

Personally, I think it`s better to cut out the bank altogether. Just offer your service as a surrogate father


PikoParty
Male, 13-17, Western US
 102 Posts
Saturday, August 16, 2008 7:21:59 AM
i got a Mastorbatorium in my house ; )

well you knew SOMEBODY was gonna say it.

anywho, it looks like i fit in quite nicely, but i have moral issues about fathering a child that i will never know/see


ze_pilot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 130 Posts
Friday, August 15, 2008 8:06:10 AM
And that makes you straight?^

Abacab2112
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 432 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 7:35:35 PM
Mandikins
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
141 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:49:27 PM
Also, dilldog, the size of a penis has nothing to do with the amount of semen, seeing as it's produced in the testicles.
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No, actually, sperm are produced in the testicles.

Semen is produced by the prostate gland, bulbourethral gland (aka Cowper`s gland), and the seminal vesicles.

You just got owned in male sexual anatomy.


GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:38:47 PM
how about that guy that fathered 40 children to help pay his way through college. lol. he has contact with some of the mothers though. he seemed really nice

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