Thursday, August 7, 2008 9:57:58 PM
i want to secretly train some small monkeys to hide under beds and other small places like closets or cabinets. after they are well trained give them small back packs with a weeks worth of food and water shave all ther hair off and covertly release them in friends and families houses. training them to come back to me after the week or win someone screams at them. im pretty sure most people would scream at least a little win they saw a hairless monkey in the closet or kitchen cabinet.
can anyone tell me the name of a kind of monkey that is very small smart enuf to be trained to do some what complex tasks doesnt mind being shaved and this is optional but having large eyes would help. after you tell me the name can you mail me 3 or 4 of them. young adults that have been bread in captivity so they will be used to humans. all the same sex also if you can. dont want them breading. or do i?