Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:00:07 PM
Maybe the little girl is at fault. Obviously, she is a twisted and vicious criminal - probably a product of her mothers' addiction to Marlboros and Krispy Kremes* while she was in the womb - and she was foiled in her attempt to steal his bike, form a gang of killer tykes and create a wave of chaos the like of which has never before been seen.
Or, maybe he`s just a rotten dad...
(*Just wait until Britney Spears kids grow up! It`ll be a BLOODBATH!!!!!)