Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:36:02 PM
"Aftershock, you annoy the bejeezus out of me by always POSTING IN CAPS LOCK. I always assumed this was because you maybe didn't get enough oxygen during childbirth. Maybe you were dropped on your head as a baby. Either way, I definitely had you down as some kind of window-licker*. I pitied you.
But I never had you down as a first poster. My pity has turned to loathing. Please die.
*Definition of window-licker: Have you ever been stuck in traffic behind the Special Bus?"
^^^That is one of the funniest things I have read in a LONG time!!!