Monday, May 12, 2008 7:36:01 PM
My favorites are: "If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor." "Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood." and "Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it."
Sunday, May 11, 2008 2:42:42 PM
Now you know where my avatar is from- the only change being the addition 'ROFL` which denotes that you must Stop, Drop, and ROFL.