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The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey


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It is with these 7 commandments that the lazy gaming industry hacks might redeem themselves. Amen.

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xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1097 Posts
Saturday, June 7, 2008 1:14:09 PM
That final fantasy clip is why I boycott Japanese games on principle.

843
Male, 18-29, Asia
 531 Posts
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:06:34 PM
I've played the latest PC games such as Assassin`s Creed and Crysis. The graphics are marvelous, but the gameplay... not so much. These games were loaded with repetitions and vast padding. Storywise, they were so-so (Creed`s ending, much?). I didn`t enjoy any of those games, Bioshock was the exception, though.

After playing such high-specs games, I find myself going back for my NDS and GBA. I find myself enjoying games like Ace Attorney a whole lot more, despite the lack of voices, anime graphics, etc...


leesah
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 700 Posts
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:25:40 PM
"i dont get it he hates long cutscenes but he loves 20 minute long FFVII cutscenes"

The 20 minute long FFVII cutscenes were RELEVANT. They built up plot and character development.
Watching the 'boss` of the stage at extreme close up and having to listen to his nine hour speech about how he`s going to destroy you is not relevant.


Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 6450 Posts
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:20:56 PM
Never EVER compromise the story with a hack writer. It devastates the game on so many levels. Also, good voice actors and writers don't EVER taint a game with a disgusting dialog cliche!

I`m of course referring to "Obscure" on the PS2, and the quote "Wow, what a sticky situation." coming from a kid in HIGH SCHOOL.

NO! BAD DEVELOPER! NO BISCUIT!


mrjerrio
Male, 13-17, Western US
 135 Posts
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:22:44 PM
i dont get it he hates long cutscenes but he loves 20 minute long FFVII cutscenes

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