Wednesday, April 16, 2008 7:35:01 PM
Christianity: There's a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father who will, if you symbolically "eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your lord and master, remove an evil force present in humanity because a woman created from a guy`s rib bone ate an apple because a talking snake told her to.
Oh. My. FLIcking. Jewish Zombie. That is an AMAZING quote