Monday, March 3, 2008 4:39:29 PM
"This is your captain speaking...please fasten your seatbelts and start praying as we are now experiencing a pooload of turbulence, the ground temperature is 40 degrees farenheit.
Monday, March 3, 2008 3:35:43 PM
Yea, i wouldn´t have liked being in that plane. And, by the way, I think that the pilot mastered the situation souveranly
Monday, March 3, 2008 4:50:11 AM
Please put your trays in the upright and locked position, then place your head firmly between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.