Chamberlain of Road Pylons, Delia Catherine Gleason
Lieutenant of The 'Thrax, Delia Catherine Gleason
The first title sucked out loud, but the latter two are okay.
Baroness of Sticking Your Head and Arms Out the Window, Ashley Elizabeth Angelo, the Fifth
And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake.
Great Ombudswoman Maximus of Refrigerators, Rachel Sarah Ghfweh3ro
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.