"Hi, I`m a total douche. I once chatted up a girl in a bar and think I`m an expert."
(Turns to sister)
"Why don`t you put my number in YOUR phone?"
Cringeworthy. Then the classic claim that his name is scottish and that she should put his name in as "cute scottish guy"
Oh god, what an absolute jerk. I only registered to post this comment because there`s not been anything too hillarious on here lately but this one was a comedy gem.
That`s totally his sister.