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How to Get a Girl`s Phone Number

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So this question goes to all female I-A-B readers: Would you give this guy and his soul patch your cell phone number?
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Hits: 23618 | Favorites: 20 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 1.7 | Category: Lifestyle | Date: 12/21/2007
 
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sebuk
Male, 30-39, Europe
 7 Posts
Tuesday, January 1, 2008 7:16:54 PM
For those who haven't seen it here`s a text version..

"Hi, I`m a total douche. I once chatted up a girl in a bar and think I`m an expert."

(Turns to sister)

"Why don`t you put my number in YOUR phone?"

Cringeworthy. Then the classic claim that his name is scottish and that she should put his name in as "cute scottish guy"

Oh god, what an absolute jerk. I only registered to post this comment because there`s not been anything too hillarious on here lately but this one was a comedy gem.

That`s totally his sister.


Pepsic91
Female, 13-17, Europe
 243 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 2:54:01 PM
eww! Never!!

Jaiantopanda
Female, 18-29, Europe
 76 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 4:32:40 PM
sure he can have my number; 867-5309

boisenberry
Female, 18-29, Europe
 62 Posts
Sunday, December 23, 2007 3:50:33 PM
he gives scots a bad name. he'd get slashed to pieces if he ever came here.

SHUGGAR_HI5
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:40:13 AM
she'll remember the interaction
and how much i stutter...
when i meet a girl...
almost like...
im reading off cue-cards...
and im waiting...
for the next one...yea thats the last card

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