Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:27:44 PM
The hero/victim always has to check where a noise is coming from when they are in a haunted house.
The hero-cop will never carry the department issued weapon. He will instead have something far larger and more powerful.
The hero's best friend/partner will usually be killed by the bad guys three days before retirement.
The Hero`s nerdy sidekick will inevitably be matched up with the equally nerdy best friend of the hero`s love interest. If the sidekick has glasses, his love interest will usually have glasses as well. Because the prerequisite for coupledom is that they must be on an equal level of attractiveness.
The hero`s new wife will be mowed down by 80 machine guns right after the wedding or during the honeymoon.
The hero`s weapon is always different from everyone else’s. The more people there are firing at you, the less likely they are to hit you.
Saturday, September 22, 2007 12:43:50 PM
How about: Reaching under the dashboard of a car and twisting any two random wires together will not only start the engine, but unlock the steering wheel, as well.