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Hits: 13576 | Favorites: 13 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Weird | Date: 09/16/2007
 
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kickass9
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 818 Posts
Saturday, March 29, 2008 5:25:23 PM
haha stupid paranoid nutjobs

MikeMenkin
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1 Posts
Monday, October 1, 2007 11:38:00 PM
Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abduction activity and they refute both skeptics and ufo investigators who claim that alien abductions are paranormal or supernatural. Any abduction victim with Velostat and a multimeter can obtain a reading which indicates a signal is being sent to them, Menkin claims.


These breakthrough tests were obtained by a man in the United Kingdom who measured current from a thought screen helmet and from a piece of Velostat while he was wearing another thought screen helmet. The man had a history of being abducted by aliens. No current could be obtained from the other materials which he tested. The test cannot be performed by people who are not abductees because they don't receive such a signal.


MikeMenkin
Male, 60-69, Western US
 1 Posts
Monday, October 1, 2007 11:35:27 PM
Breakthrough in Real Evidence for Alien Abductions

Proof of the alien abduction phenomenon was achieved in January, 2007, when it was demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The signal was obtained by taking voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material itself. The material, called Velostat, is made by 3M.

This is the first time that standard electronic instruments showed that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The helmets are called Thought Screen Helmets by inventor Michael Menkin. The helmets scramble the signal thus stopping communication between aliens and humans, Menkin claims. He has been making helmets and sending them to people abducted by aliens for eight years.

Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abductio


GuesssWho
Female, 13-17, Western US
 77 Posts
Monday, September 24, 2007 8:45:47 PM
So . . . there have been no abductions of people wearing these?
YOU CAN'T PROVE A NEGATIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!!

What`s the likelihood that they`d have been abducted if they didn`t wear them? About a 0% chance, I`d say.


pyry_92
Male, 13-17, Europe
 5 Posts
Monday, September 24, 2007 2:33:13 PM
OMG... I just e-mailed that site for alien weaknesse
s abut that i have good mind power or something and
that their mind powers didnt work for me and i used
kung-fu / karate to beat 'em up <_<

craaaaazy me XD


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