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All the info you need to get back home if you are abducted by aliens. Hey they even have a money back guarantee.
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Hits: 11653 | Favorites: 22 | Emailed: 2 | Rating: 2.7 | Category: Weird | Date: 09/14/2007
 
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llamaseacow
Male, 13-17, Australia
 574 Posts
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 5:29:53 PM
that's pretty cool i want one...:D

Toolchick101
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 9:02:16 AM
Quick, name that reference and you'll be my favorite person ever.

Toolchick101
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 9:01:51 AM
How can it possibly get me back to Earth? There aren't even coordinates on there!!

Come on, all you need on a dog tag to get you back to Earth is this:



cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1326 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2007 1:25:52 PM
How to leave the planet:
1. Phone NASA.Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away a soon as possible.

2.If they do not co-operate, phone any friend you may have in the White House- (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA

3.If you dont have any friends at the White house, phone the kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295). They dont have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of)but they do seem to have a little influence,so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails phone the pope for guidance.
his telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and i gather his switchboard is infallible.

5.If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally importantyou get away before your phone bill arrives
- the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

it just seemed appropriate to put here


Queen_Jay
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 238 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2007 12:16:05 AM
i want one!

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