I love being not fat.
Thank you fat people for making it so I have someone to compare myself to when I'm feeling down and saying "LOL At least I`m not that guy, look at all those harpoons!"
I should be losing weight, however, I've gained a little weight.
If you're too easily offended by this kind of randomness; you need a therapist. That, or join the FCC.
Dang; that breaks the chart more than the combined 'weight` of it all.
I`m proud to be male. At least I don`t have to suffer constant insecurity, or easy-ass manipulation by other means.