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Keep your cigs inside your mobile phone. Save valuable pocket space.
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Hits: 23926 | Favorites: 24 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.0 | Category: Misc. | Date: 03/26/2007
 
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Disco_Stu
Male, 18-29, S. America
 597 Posts
Sunday, April 1, 2007 3:41:24 AM
"Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"

Simple, if your phone can pass for a cigarette box, a dumb thief may think you don't have one; and then you can call 112/911 when he turns around :P


HylianNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1351 Posts
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:08:06 PM
I don't get it. I can`t laugh long because I smoke? No, I can`t run for long because I smoke. I can laugh all the hell I wanna. It just gets a bit wheezy when something is particularly funny. Really adds to whatever situation I find myself in, actually. Picture a wheezing hacking laugh after someone trips and faceplants into the road, the steps, or your mom`s sweet ass. A new level, my friend.

Liquidglass
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1119 Posts
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:22:20 AM
"I'm a smoker and I would laugh to the point of collapse"

lol, guess you wouldn`t have to laugh for too long hmm?

All the people who are pissed that people don`t like smoking, sounds like you need some nicotine to "calm" your nerves.

And yes, while it was a bad joke that was a "your mom" joke. If it`s about someone`s mom it`s a "your mom" joke.


I hope the phone doesn`t exert enough heat to light a cig. over time.


Wammazammam
Male, 13-17, Western US
 27 Posts
Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:21:15 PM
Soon it's gonna get to the point where microwaves will be in the back of the phone.

LovexChelsey
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 196 Posts
Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:49:27 PM
That phone should be registered as a lethal weapon.

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