Sunday, April 1, 2007 3:41:24 AM
"Why would you have cigarettes in a phone that looks like a cigarette box when you can just leave them in the REAL cigarette box?"
Simple, if your phone can pass for a cigarette box, a dumb thief may think you don't have one; and then you can call 112/911 when he turns around :P
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 8:08:06 PM
I don't get it. I can`t laugh long because I smoke? No, I can`t run for long because I smoke. I can laugh all the hell I wanna. It just gets a bit wheezy when something is particularly funny. Really adds to whatever situation I find myself in, actually. Picture a wheezing hacking laugh after someone trips and faceplants into the road, the steps, or your mom`s sweet ass. A new level, my friend.