Saturday, February 17, 2007 1:29:46 PM
"So little Timmy, would you want to learn about the equations to explain the world in new and exciting ways?" "No way! I want you to explain the mathematical principles behind the beer goggle vision equation."
Saturday, February 17, 2007 10:51:00 AM
Yeah, right. That equation can't be accurate. You would need scientists with you to calculate the visibility, distance. Like you can measure that when you`re drunk. They should have personalized calculators that do that for you. Now THAT would be helpful, you would just press a button and it will tell you how drunk you are and if you should go and have unprotected "sex" with that other person.