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Hits: 3469 | Favorites: 3 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 09/13/2003
 
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RustedPurity
Female, 18-29, Western US
 11260 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2003 5:26:42 PM
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I`d call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp`s gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

I love quirky humor. I think it`s so much better when you hear him say it aloud opposed to reading it.


punk_biitch
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1267 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2003 1:30:59 PM
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn`t get more meat, I`ll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I`ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

Haha. Lame, but funny.


Map750
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 658 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2003 10:49:40 AM
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late

That one is the best..


buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2003 9:55:23 AM
Crack.

Guerrilla
Male, 18-29, Canada
 35727 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2003 9:48:54 AM
"I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it."

LOL what the hell is this guy on?!


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