Tuesday, September 2, 2003 1:04:23 PM
the empire strikes back:
Luke I have to go to Dagobah. Yoda You have to use the force. Luke I have to go to Cloud City. Darth Vader You have to go to the dark side. Luke No I don't. Darth Vader I`m your father. Luke No you`re not. Darth Vader Fine, I`ll cut off your hand.
Tuesday, September 2, 2003 9:51:19 AM
lmao at the matrix
Keanu Reeves Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn`t suck! Audience GASP! Keanu Reeves Yes, it`s true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn`t suck in this movie! Audience (faints)