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Hits: 34707 | Favorites: 82 | Emailed: 7 | Rating: 2.9 | Category: Weird | Date: 09/30/2006
 
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funnehkitteh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 468 Posts 		Thursday, June 16, 2011 4:17:42 AM
"If you're reading this fine print, you`re either a search engine, a lawyer, or just really bored.
In any event, this site is obviously a joke. Don`t be `that moron` in the news reports soliciting a hitman for hire.
Life is short enough for all of us as it is. Please, don`t kill anyone, and don`t hire anyone to kill anyone. Got it? God bless you."

damn -_-

instant
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1 Posts 		Friday, July 27, 2007 2:03:59 AM
An actual recent email to instanthitman.com customer support (edited to reduce length):

Hello!
I'm writing to say will you please kindly CANCEL ALL the ORDERS that have
been made via your website, http://www.instanthitman.com/
I believe my friend`s son was on my laptop unsupervised and somehow managed
to find your website. He was searching online for the game Hitman. Anyhow, he played around your website and placed a
few ORDERS. He`s not 100% certain how many ORDERS he placed but he did place a few.

The poor boy didn`t know what he was
doing, etc. So will you please kindly CANCEL ALL the ORDERS made ASAP.
Thanks.

Thank you!
P.S. I`m not exactly sure how the order was placed and how the order
actually works, etc. I asked my friend`s son but he can`t recall and he`s terrified, anyhow.
Poor boy, feel sorry for him. Love him! He does use an AOL associated e-mail
address, though. Hence, I`m menti

Sotesf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 25 Posts 		Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:25:30 AM
Dude..lol...i ordered a hit on myself...and i said surprise me...
....um...bury me with my PS2 and the Wii
...incinerate my gamecube..and xbox....
well this is a load of my mind...yea..no midterms...no more work 13 hours a day and profs not caring about my work...this will be nice...just have kick back and study for my own enjoyment...mmmm nice
Shikyoko
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 20 Posts 		Friday, December 15, 2006 4:05:50 PM
i sent a hitman after my who family, my slef included. cant wait! jk
qwidjibo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 293 Posts 		Sunday, November 19, 2006 9:01:28 AM
lol
InstantHitman.com - Professional Contract Killings at Prices You Can Afford.
Whether you're looking to exact revenge on a cheating spouse or to simply quiet that noisy neighbor once and for all, InstantHitman.com can help.
Let our team of experienced contract killers make a bold statement on your behalf!
If you`re reading this fine print, you`re either a search engine, a lawyer, or just really bored.
In any event, this site is obviously a joke. Please, don`t kill anyone, and don`t hire anyone to kill anyone. Got it?
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