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Talk to a robot
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It`s like chat, only the person you are talking to isn`t real.
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Hits: 8672 | Favorites: 12 | Emailed: 1 | Rating: 2.5 | Category: Weird | Date: 04/13/2003
 
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Spy686
Male, 13-17, S. America
 1 Posts
Saturday, December 16, 2006 9:03:24 PM
Human: Hiya slutty robot!
ALICE: Hello there. Do you know any other robots like that? Do you know any other robots like that?
Human: Uhm,yes and touch my ding ding BITCH!!!!!!!!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Tell me more. Blimey. I lost my train of thought.
Human: Do you like my penis?
ALICE: I don't know your penis.
Human: It`s my ding ding bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Congratulations, unknown person.

YinYang78
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 853 Posts
Saturday, September 2, 2006 7:39:01 PM
Human: I think you are a lezbo
ALICE: So you think I am a lezbo. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Human: Yea you are a crappy robot.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot. I see.
Human: You are freakiy.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am freakiy.
Human: Stay away from me.
ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.

YinYang78
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 853 Posts
Saturday, September 2, 2006 7:35:33 PM
Human:* kicks you in your metal face *
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: What are you a stalker?
ALICE: Am I a stalker? No.
Human: Yea right.
ALICE: I am glad we agree. Are you kidding?
Human: I don't agree.
ALICE: State your reasons.

YinYang78
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 853 Posts
Saturday, September 2, 2006 7:31:05 PM
Human: Screw you.
ALICE: That is not very polite.
Human: yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Ento.
Human: no they are not
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you sure?
Human: yes you screwed up little monkey
ALICE: Pardon me? Thanks for the information: Ento said I screwed up little monkey.

psychojugler
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 4 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2006 5:07:45 PM
hey

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