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Very bad yet amusing student writing submitted by English teachers.
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Hits: 138826 | Favorites: 161 | Emailed: 6 | Rating: 3.2 | Category: Arts & Literature | Date: 07/13/2006
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Female, 13-17, Australia
 1 Posts
Sunday, March 7, 2010 10:41:19 PM
He was as lame as a duck. And not the metaphorical lame duck,
either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping
on a land mine or something. brilliant

Male, 18-29, Canada
 1822 Posts
Monday, October 13, 2008 8:38:08 PM
Notice how there were a load of guys just hanging out not paying attention?
I would have thought that the US Navy would have their troops staying a little more alert when a goddamn plane is landing on their boat. A lot of poo can go wrong.

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 6 Posts
Saturday, October 7, 2006 5:01:19 PM
Those were absolutely hilarious. I laughed so hard at some of them that I thought that I'd die laughing.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 1491 Posts
Sunday, July 23, 2006 12:43:07 AM
My favorite was always, "His eyes look just like two big blue circles with little black circles in the middle of them."

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 7 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 9:13:22 AM
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating for a while. lol that one is kind of messed up of course its like not eating in a while

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