The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have been busted one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have burned all your bridges.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Drop dead you piece of poo,

John

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have manipulated me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be narcissistic. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to stop being a leech. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have an appointment in HELL that I can\'t get out of.

See you in hell you titty baby,

ME