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The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

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The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator
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Write a letter to someone in your dysfunctional family the easy way. Warning: adult language.
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Hits: 17709 | Favorites: 61 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 3.2 | Category: Funny | Date: 06/07/2006
 
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scott-13
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1054 Posts
Monday, May 5, 2008 10:07:30 AM
crap

satenya101
Female, 18-29, Europe
 567 Posts
Friday, June 9, 2006 4:25:18 AM
lolz that is quite.. clever... lolz...

almo
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 187 Posts
Thursday, June 8, 2006 2:08:44 AM
Dear Myran,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have been busted one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have burned all your bridges.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Drop dead you piece of poo,

John

PS: Please do not reply back, the subject is CLOSED. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.


IAmTheMoose
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1241 Posts
Wednesday, June 7, 2006 10:00:02 PM
Dear Dubya,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have manipulated me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be narcissistic. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to stop being a leech. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have an appointment in HELL that I can\'t get out of.

See you in hell you titty baby,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.


Kiomi
Female, 13-17, Canada
 10068 Posts
Wednesday, June 7, 2006 9:05:31 PM
I LOVE this. Hahahhahahha!

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